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1. Ren
2. Brooke
3. Lani
4. Nick
5. Del
6. Hallie
7. Ardith
8. Sky
9. Jared
10. Blaise


1. Describe the children of #3 and #7? Are they good parents?
Lani and Ardith. Um... well, assuming one of them was artificially inseminated, then they'd be serious, studious brunettes in serious need of a bad influence. And of course they'd make good parents.

2. Describe #5 and #1's first kiss.
Del and Ren. Um... ending in at least one of the two, if not both, spontaneously combusting. Literally. Nick considers it just murder/mercy killing.

3. How would #2 react to if #6 is pregnant with #10's baby?
Brooke, if Hallie was pregnant with Blaise's baby? Confused, possibly intimidated. Because Hallie is Brooke's predecessor, but Brooke had the baby. And, you know, Blaise is an undead fire spirit currently inhabiting a female burn victim, so that's just awkward/weird.

4. How does #8 convince #7 to go with him/her on a date?
Ardith would actually be willing to go out with Sky in some alternate universe when they were around at the same time. That might be my new unofficial OTP.

5. Where would #9 and #6 go for their honeymoon? How is #4 going to sabotage their honeymoon?
Jared and Hallie. Again, that might actually work. Somewhere with waterfalls. And Nick IS a jerk who likes to pick on Jared, so he might make the hot water suddenly cold. All the time.

6. #6 is in love with #1. #3 confesses his/her love to #6. Whom would #6 pick? Does #8 think s/he made the right choice?
Hallie is in love with Ren. Lani confesses her love to Hallie. Hallie's brain explodes. Sky absolutely agrees with the brain asplosion. This question is funny because they're all first gen.

7. #5 and #2 must pretend to be a married couple. Why?
BAHAHA THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE THEY'RE ALREADY PRETENDING THAT. Because Brooke got knocked up somehow on accident, and she is stuck with Del no matter what. :D

8. #10 is moving in with #9. What do they fight about the most?
Blaise is moving in with Jared. Oh, probably the whole YOU'RE FUCKING EVIL PLEASE DIE NO YOU conflict.

9. How will #4 prove his/her love to #1?
Awww. :) Well, there was that whole thing when he functioned as her circulatory system for a week... if that doesn't say devotion, I don't know what does.

10. #7 and #4. Love at first sight?
Ardith and Nick. Nope. More like intimidation/disinterest at first sight.

11. What would #2 give #9 for Valentine's Day?
Some lewd card saying "I'd still bang you like a screen door." Both because it's true and because it would make him horribly uncomfortable. With the additional benefit of pissing everyone, especially Ardith, off.

12. Under what circumstances could #3 and #5 have a happy end?
The one where Del never existed. They HATE each other, but Lani had to die first.

11. What would #8 like to change about #10? Does number #10 approve?
Sky would like to completely wipe Blaise from existence. Blaise, needless to say, disapproves.

12. #2 and #7 are together. Who is more protective of the other?
Brooke and Ardith? I think it'd be more Who Is More Likely To Push The Other Into an Active Volcano? (Ardith would push Brooke.)

13. Who is first going to say "I love you", #1 or #9?
To each other or in general? Jared, either way. I don't think Ren can physically speak those words. But Jared adores her in a hero worshippy little brother way.

14. Describe #10 and #4's perfect romantic outing.
Blaise and Nick?
Nick: super-whatever-it's-called-awesome-bond-bomb with Ren; Blaise explodes epically.
Blaise: sneak attack and kill either of them; both Nick and Ren die for the price of one.

15. Who suffers from pre-wedding jitters, #3 or #8? How does bridesmaid/best man #10 soothe them?
Heee Lani or Sky? Lani. And Blaise would kill either/both of them, naturally.

16. #6 is a secret admirer. What presents will they make the wo/man of their dreams?
Dorky yet brilliant cards to leave in their locker.